Caption Contest Investigation

Captiongate ?

Anybody else wondering about the judging.
It did say funniest. Chronic exhaust fume exposure may be affecting our lovely webvixens humor tachometer.
I put a call in to my Senators office... The Esteemed
Windbag Ted Kennedy, asking for a thorough investgation.
After a review of the posts...
The intoxicated Senator wanted to know " Ah where were all the ah nudie pictures?"

Yeah, "Where are all the nudie pictures?  I pay like 49.00
a month for this site."


And who won the Nicky/Rossi caption contest?

Signed,
Lost in Cyberspace  

In regards to my post...
One of my spies over at Sportrider had a great idea for the
next caption contest...
The blog picture of A_g_e on the gurney !

Great idea Sportrider guys, that will teach her for slinking
around in Colin's alluring leathers.

Senator Kennedy would like a picture of that too, by the way.

So... What'll it be Ms. Moto?  

Mr. Minimitch,

You are dangerously close to having your account suspended.
Please be advised that as a subscriber, we know your address
and wont hesitate to send some goons over to teach you
some manners.

Sincerely,

Department of Censorship
Primedia Inc.  

GOONS ?  HA ! Who ya got!

Boehm ? He can hardly tie his own shoes.
Catterman ?  He's too pretty.
Dan Walsh ? Yeah... his B.O. might be deadly.

Carrithers ?  Wait, wait... dont let that psycho get anywhere
near me ...  Help ! ugh...

Okay, I would like to apologize to Motorcyclist Magazine and its readers.

Now will you ask Mr. Carrithers to untie me ?

"It puts on the lotion"

Im not putting that on! Help !

"Tell Uncle Timmy one more time"

Im sorry... I wont post again.

"Too late, now it puts on the lotion"  

Mr. Potatohead wom the caption contest.

He hasn't claimed his prize yet however.  

minimitch,

I think I may have a solution to the problem,

20mg. of Ritalin, three times daily.

Your welcome,

Dr.Ducatisti  

Ritalin ? Ouch, Zing !

Dr. Ducatitits,

Are you that older guy I see at the trackdays with all that
new gear and expensive 999s? You like to prance around
in the Ducati leathers for all of us to see, right. Then its
what, two-three laps around the track before your all tired
from all that show-boating? Well Im all tired from hearing
about how great it is to be you. Fancy gear, best bike,
hottest leathers, Supercharged Range Rover with the tow
hitch pulling the shiny new trailer full of dough.
I know you.
All that money and no friends.
Sad.

I would think a real Doctor wouldn't joke about Meds.
Allot of the Motorcyclist staff needs that stuff to get thru
the day without going all crazy a-ss postal.

And one last thing... the salesman at the Ducati dealership
only pretends to like you.

Have you tried golf?

mm  

Mini-Mind

My initial recomended dosage was way off.

Call my receptionist in the morning and
I will try to fit you in, after 18 holes of course.

Ha Ha, just kidding. I dont play golf. Too busy
riding all those beautiful Italian bikes.

You would make an excellent research subject,
so get in to see me right away... your slipping.
Getting harder to find good test monkeys these days.

Your cage is waiting.

Doc

P.S. I'll send the bill to Motorcyclist Online.  

Ahhh, the Ducati haters show themselves. It always happens---those spec-sheet only guys that just can't wrap their minds around the fact that the whole can be more than the some of the parts. Otherwise, not only would Ducati sell nothing, but neither would Dainese,Porsche, Rolex, Mont Blanc, etc.,.
And I guarantee your Ducati dealer LOVES YOU more than his first born!!!
And can you send me some of those pills?  

Minimitch has been called many things....mostly bad,
but never a Ducati Hater!

Mini has Agip Formula Moto Racing Full Synthetic 20W-50
running thru his veins.

Mini has Valentino Rossi # 46 underpants.

Mini has The Godfather DVD box set.

Mini raced thru the Dolomites in a Giacomo Agostini helmet,
riding a blood red ST4S with Mitch Boehm hurriedly trying to keep pace.

Mini is a Ducati lover.

Mini forgot to take his pills....  

Mini must be in (or on)ecstacy today.

The 1098 is all that a Superbike should be.

The #46 underpants are now stained---front and rear.

And nothing will ever be the same.

Never again will we be Terblanche'd. He can now go Pedrosa that *** little dog of his.