You might be a redneck if ...

I just received this press release in my email. I'm absolutely speechless.  


RoFo MOTORCYCLE Headgear - the only hat that gives good head... of foam!

Attached are some photographs of the RoFo MOTORCYCLE Headgear. By turning the RoFo Handlebar Motific Tap, it dispenses a beverage that comes out of the bottom of the front wheel, thus making the wearer a Dynamic Factor. Its design allows for practical weight distribution of content, without being “jumpy”. Empty, weighs about 1 ½ pounds. Full, weighs approximately 97 fl oz. Dispenses 8, 12 fl oz cups (an eight (8) PACK), roughly 5 ½ pounds on a head. The resale price per Unit (like all the various RoFo Headgears) is $29.95. The Product when produced will be made from Food Grade Quality Plastic: Polyethylene with a Polyurethane Recess Inner Liner. Great for tailgate parties, rallies, picnics, at the beach, or at an intimate soirée. Hubba, Hubba, Hubba!!!



The RoFo Headgear has an easy one-size-fits-most design that keeps it balanced, stationary and comfortable while worn on the head. Its polyurethane recess inner liner swatches provide a secure seal without fear of its becoming unbalanced or falling off the user’s head. The design helps to keep any liquid Hot, Cold, or Carbonated while inside the headgear, without affecting the wearer’s head. Cleaning the inside is easy and quick using ordinary Dish Liquid Detergent, rinsing, then is ready for reuse. The Product is a Nonalcohol Beverage Container. This statement protects RoFo Enterprise, Corporation and I against frivolous lawsuits pertaining to the unwarranted use of alcohol associated with the product - including freedom from responsibility for its misuse. But you can write about it - the way you see ***



 

I want one!

Although Im reasonably sure its made in China...
you can bet the slogan was made up here in the good old
USA.

Im getting the Hotdog... wouldnt want to look STUPID
with a plastic Harley keg on my head!

Mr. P  

Very interesting but what is its complete price. And you expect that it will be launched in the market.  

(In a David Spade voiceover) uh...No