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Motorcyclist gossip:

Much to the dismay of his co-workers,
the eccentric Tim Carrithers has taken up a new hobby...
TAXIDERMY ! Dont think this didnt send a shiver down the spine
of a few Editors standing between Tim and the top job. Recently
the anxiety levels have soared with the increased workloads
placed on the shoulders of staff " Pack Mule" Tim.
Rumors had been circulating for weeks speculating on the bizarre disappearence of numerous cats from the vicinity of Timmy's condo. When asked for comment, Brian Catterson
said  " Tims work lately has been great, I dont need to know anything beyond that."  Other staffers weren't so ambivalent.
" I love Timmy, but he has been looking at me like a piece of meat lately" offered up Mitch Boehm. When asked to comment
on the rumors, the mercurial Carrithers said " MEOW."
File this under " Creepy"

Brian " Mr. Bubbles" Catterson is in hot water again !
The Primedia accounting department has asked Cat to explain some of the charges on his expense account. We did a little digging and discovered Mr. Cattersons affinity for expensive
Pedicures could be the issue. Numerous sightings of Cat
at some of the high priced LA Salons lends credence to the claim.  So we went directly to someone who knows... Angie!
"He does have the most amazing feet..but yeah...Cat is a bit high maintenence...try sharing a bathroom with him" sighed Angie.

Mitch Boehm to appear on the next " Celebrity Fit Club "
The deal hasnt been finalized yet but Mitch's close gal pal Rosie
O'Donnell made the suggestion during a " Hillary for President"
fundraiser the duo attended. Mitch has also been seen working out with close friend and confidant Bruce Vilanch. Bruce lost over four pounds on the show last season.
" Hey Mitch, You Go Girl !"

INTERPOL traces source of multiple Dani Pedrosa kidnap threats to Angie's computer. While executing a search warrant for Angies home, Authorities uncovered a miniature doll house
and hundreds of tiny little handcrafted outfits. Inspector Callahan of the SFPD said  " We believe she was going to kidnap
the little GP Star and keep him as a pet."   Witnesses to the
miniature GP paddock were impressed with the quality of workmanship
" She had a little Barbie umbrella girl and pony
waiting for him, Ive seen much worse." Once informed of the
circumstances of Angie's arrest, Superior Court Judge C. Everitt
ordered an immediate release and dropping of all charges.
" I saw that race, and only hope a worse fate awaits Mr. Pedrosa"
said the judge.
One happy guy was Vern Troyer though, the little Pedrosa leathers fit him perfectly.

Scooterboy  

I love my dolly!
 

ha ha ha .

This is not serious. It is too much.
Dani still is a champ and  this is....hahahaha. Terrible,... it is terrible but at least make me smile.

Alfredo.