Femmoto 2006

So, did anyone go to Femmoto? Now is your chance to vent. I got chewed out on another forum for passing people to closely. If you think passing people on the outside more than 6 feet away is unacceptable as well, I would love to know why.  

Okay,
I just got settled in with a big tub
of buttered popcorn....
Now tell us more, and dont leave out any details.

Some would say " its just girls being girls "

Not me of course.
You must have intimidated some other rider...  
did you have on black leathers?
Next time wear Pink.
Who would be taken seriously complaining about getting passed too close by a pretty girl wearing all pink?  

Uh, I have a big pink pony on the back of my leathers with "Pony Pony" written underneath. Hardly intimidating.  

It wasnt my " Pink" theory,
it was from the Master himself...
Yoda Boehm.
His knowledge of Women is known throughout the
Universe...
And parts of Ohio.

Perhaps the Sith Lord DarthCatman has led you astray.
The Dark side of the Force is very, very strong in you...
It may be too late.

You must go see Jabba The Hutt.
Do you own a gold bikini ?  

You may be right young Jedi ... and once I start down the dark path, forever will it dominate my destiny. Suffer my fate will I. Wear a gold bikini will I not.  

I did not go ( a little far away for me, what a pity) to Vegas, but do not mind if it is a race, day track or friendly turns.
As soon as you step the tarmac you know the rules. You must pass everyone you have in front of you. By inside, outside or over him( if gets tough). You have to pass. About the distance to keep from the other rider, I personaly think that one inche is enough.
Be steady.
Alfredo.  

Ah, Alfredo....

Your passing and race advise seems to be exactly
like that of your fellow countryman.....
Dangerous Dani Pedrosa !
One inch to pass... Crazy Spaniard !

If Dani tried that at Femmoto.... he would have
gotten his *** kicked good.

Perhaps you could attend next years Femmoto event
wearing a Pedrosa tee-shirt... then ask all the ladies
out for a drink.

That will teach ya, buddy.  

Hey minimitch.
It just the way Kenny Roberts teach in his rancho of Cataluña. Fair play but not chess.
Did you see the last turn of the first race of 06 in Jerez, when Sete Gibernau(nephew of former Bultaco owner)let the door open and Vale came like "crazy horse".
And when Fredie Spenser almost kill King Kenny I think in Holland almost 20year ago.
What Dani did, it is not a matter of style of riden. HE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE . He got the turn 15 mph faster that he should because was out of control.
Passes is passes not go hunting.

Alfredo.
I forgot. If I attend next year Femmoto with apologizing for Pedrosa act wear the Pedrosa Tee-shirt, be sure will get driks.And maybe get drunk. Spaniards are very friendly people and like beer very much and everybody prefer a smile than...  

My dearest Alfredo,

FEMMOTO is an ALL female event.
No Men, No Men, No Men!
No Spanish men.
And Definately no Pedrosa apologists!
It gives women a chance to meet and ride together.

Wait, I think you should attend next year...
you can teach a seminar on Aggressive Riding Techniques
for women.  Yeah, thats it.
Can you dance... and do you own a G-string?

You WILL be very popular !    

Men are allowed at Femmoto. They just have to be holding umbrellas.  

Of course I will be popular.You can  Imagine it. At the start grid, with the umbrella and a G-string... . But I should go to the psychoanalyst after that. So I rather be rider although nobody holds my umbrella.  

Alf,

You and I are spending way too much time in the Womens forum... and for all the wrong reasons.
I dont think anybody has noticed yet... so we better get back
to the World Racing section and discuss Moto GP before
they start to think we might be a little.... you know...

So Im going out to buy a six-pack and chainsaw and cut down some tree's. Very Manly stuff.

mm  

ha ha ha, I did not realice it was a women forum...hahaha,Anyway,Everybody who knows me well, knows I cut down before breakfast to or three trees...ha ha ha, But with my multipurpose Swiss nife  

I had an EXCELLENT time at Femmoto.  I attended the Sunday event and rode the 636, ZX-10, Multistrada, 999, Tuono and snuck in two free rides in the afternoon (Monster & another Tuono ride).  

I can't wait for next year. The staff was great and I have no complaints.  A few times I rode like a wildcat, and other times I followed the instructors to watch the lines to learn a few things.

Fun to see the photos at:
http://www.trackday.net/Preview/Delete/2006-10-08/  

Thanks for share the pictures and show us Cat in pink vests.
Alf