Motorcyclist Magazine Gossip

A friend works at Primedia, he's a bit of a chattytimmy.
A few big changes since Mitch left for counselling...

Brian Catterson knocked down the wall of his office to make room for a jacuzzi. He claims its for an old injury... c'mon
Brian. Hef calls Brian for luv advice. Perhaps "Catman" should be called "Mr.Bubble"

Charles Everitt named new Editor of Primedia sister magazine
" Wheelchair World." Promotion or demotion? Hard to say, but
C.E. was hard at work on new access ramp to men's room.

Tim Carrithers is doing well at Chuckawalla Valley Weight Loss Camp. The "New Editor" thought Tim could lose a few. Mega Melon Head Carrithers was having a tough time squeezing into the new promo helmets and it was affecting his journalism. Any of you reading Tims work lately know what Im talking about. Tims big brain will undergo some much needed downsizing. Timmy will be back to work soon after some Rehab Writing for Motorcycle Cruiser.

Dexter Ford is missing. A lover of all things fishy, Dexter was last seen down by the docks chanting " I wish, I wish, I wish I was a fish." Reports of increadible half-man limpet creature off Catalina have sparked a new interest by Mitch Boehm to go fishing.

The Black Widow or "Angie" to her friends has quite a resume.
Rumors of past boyfriends include Matt LeBlanc, Max Biaggi, Fast Freddie, Burt Monroe, Charlie Sheen, Fabio, Kevin Shwantz, Director Michael Bey, Paulie Shore and Bruce Willis. A short engagement to actor Andy *** was called off.
Wow, Angelina... better hang on to Brad.

Got morning breath?
Brit invasion to Motorcyclist has prompted anonymous shipments of Altoids and toothpaste to turn up at reception desk. Note to the Redcoats, ciggy's and coffee are not a meal.

Team Suzuki has sent a bill to Primedia for excessive carbon build-up in its Mid-Ohio superbike. The Catman was last seen puttering around on it under the watchful eye of his new bride.
Has the CATMAN been de-clawed ?

Mitch Boehm in scuffle with Greg White. Its no secret Mitch
and Greg both love a good doughnut. Things got out of hand at Mid-Ohio when both raced to the Snack-shack for the last lap
cheeseburger. Mitch won and celebtated his victory lap shirtless
and covered in ketchup. Expect to see Mitch entered in the Nathans Hotdog Eating Championship in an upcoming Motorcyclist issue.

More next week.

SB  

Most of thats crap.
What are you smokin?
But my buddy delivered a tanning bed to
Cattersons office and he saw the new hot tub.
He said its set up really cool.
Flatscreen to watch Moto Gp's
Nice.
And why not, over at Cycle World David Edwards has
his own private dessert chef.

Gotta go mow my own lawn.

mm  

I still miss Art Friedman. I guess that makes me an old fart.  

You forgot the "Magic Mirror" on the wall.

Jacuzzi is an improvement...
Boehm used to cook bacon in his office.

I suspect 'Scooterboy" is a Cycle World operative.
The Chopper Love-Fest well may be running dry.  

It has been brought to my attention that I may have
been too mean spirited in my gossip post.
I would like to appologize to anyone that may have been
hurt by my juvenile humor. I will make amends by voting
for a Democrat in the next election.
I would also like to say that I greatly admire Mitch Boehm and will support him in his ongoing Battle of the Bulge.
Weight gain is a serious issue and unfairly takes a backseat to excessive weight loss. Mitch appears to be winning his battle against anorexia.
I stand by my jacuzzi story as accurite. Occupants of the office below Mr.Catterson at Cycle World were often evacuated due to flooding.
Im very sorry Angie. Blinded by jealousy, I will admit to making up the part about Charlie Sheen and Bruce Willis. But were you ever engaged to actor Andy Di-ck? Ah ha!
Once again Im sorry.
Anybody interested in purchasing my trusty Vespa may contact me at d.edwards1@cycleworld.com