Catterson...New HNIC?....It can't be so!

You mean to tell me you made that Cruiser Phobic Whiner the New HNIC?....I am saddened,...I am crushed.....I am Horney....(...forget I said that...it was meant for Gina)....I feel neglected....(I own a Harley, and he has nothing good to say about a bike unless it bends you over like a $20. Hooker).....But...I still love you guys...even tho your taste is in your mouth when it comes to hiring an in charge person.....(I liked it beter wehen he first came to work for you and you gave him nothing but cruisers to test....boy did that piss him off).
    If you want someone to keep him on his toes...I'll take the job....Big Mike (Phoenix Arizona)  

"Cruiser phobic"? Yeah, that's me; I'm AFRAID of cruisers...

C'mon Mike, I never wrote anything negative about cruisers. I just said I was over writing about choppers and the pseudo-rock stars that build them. And nobody GAVE me "nothing but cruisers to write about"; I wrote about one and only one, the Cobra Road Star Warrior, and I VOLUNTEERED for that. Unless you call Steve Storz's street-tracker a cruiser; then I wrote about two.

FYI, two weekends ago I rode a Harley I REALLY liked: Chris Carr's XR750 at the Springfield Mile. I probably should have been afraid of that one...  

Brian --- Glad too see you dig your feet in w/this clown!!! Sounds exactly like the type of guy who puts every mile (of the 250 a year he rides) on his bad-assed, chrome-laden, concho-encrusted Milwaukee lawnmower. It's a shame, there are some cruisers, INCLUDING H-D, I really dig, but so many of the NEW riders have no appreciation for any other type of bike. The REAL riders among the H-D guys that I know ( and there are quite a few)are like me:they appreciate all the different varieties of bikes, and don't accuse you of being a Taliban member for not riding a cruiser.
So take no crap, Catman. There will be the haters out there, most just jealous of your awesome job, hot wife, and luxuriously thick, curly hair.  

Hey guys,

Who do you thinks got the better hair....
Brian Catterson or Fabio ?
Tough one....
Angie?

I think the real stud on staff is Carrithers though,
and he deserves a raise for the abuse those guys throw his way!

That poor guy gets all the cruiser tests.
Give Tim the keys to the MV will ya, bet he wont let it fall over.....  

Fabio? You've got to be kidding. His hair is about as brittle and dull as his personality. Brian is the winner hands-down. I can't go a day without running my fingers through his silky locks!  

Lets see...
you can ride a sportbike,
have beautiful curly hair,
look awesome in a pair of leathers,
have great sence of humor...

No, not you Brian!
Im talkin bout Angie.

Im jealous. Creepy, crazy, insane kind of
stuff.

But heres the big question..... Who takes longer
to get ready in the morning?
Ha!  

You forgot about my big crowning as "Miss Congeniality" in the 1991 Miss World Pageant.  

Fabio is a no frade of any motabike
Fabio have many
but my luv is a lost
I am a sad

He no in charge for long!